Evolution ended at Chuck Norris - Yuzu & Satsuma scented

If you had full creative freedom to make any version of "modern man" that you wanted to complete the famous evolution of man image, who would it be?

This unique challenge was given to me by another very talented soapmaker, Lisa Cunningham from I Dream in Soap! Lisa invited me to make my own version of her Evolution of Man soap, and to fill in the 4th figure with anyone or anything that I wanted. 
I thought, and thought, and thought about WHO would be the perfect representation of modern humankind? Who is the ideal specimen, the pinnacle of modern man, the one who is so perfectly formed that evolution had to pat itself on the back for a job well done and then just retire?
There was only one answer.
It was Chuck Norris.

I created these bars with Chuck in his signature roundhouse kick pose, and he's scented in pure sunshine and energy. Or... Yuzu & Satsuma. These are big, long-lasting bars that will keep you smiling!

My recipe is carefully crafted with loads of fresh goat milk to keep your skin extra happy while the thick bubbly suds get you nice and clean, and as always, it's completely free of palm oil or fragrances that contain phthalates or parabens.

Ingredients: Cultured Goat Buttermilk, Olive Oil, Lard, Coconut Oil, Sodium Hydroxide*(lye), Castor Oil, Certified Fair Trade Shea Butter, Fragrance, Bentonite Clay, Kaolin Clay, Mica pigment, Activated Charcoal, Titanium Dioxide (white mineral pigment)
   (*None remains in the finished product)

Listing is for one bar of soap. *All of my soap bars are handmade in small batches, so the product you receive may vary slightly in color or texture from the listed photos. Each bar weighs approximately 5.75oz (may vary slightly due to being hand-cut)*

To extend the life of your soap, keep it away from direct water flow, and allow the soap to dry on a well-draining dish after use. Handmade soap will last a long time if kept dry between uses!

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