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ElysianAcresSoap

**You have died of Dysentery - Oregon Trail inspired Goat Buttermilk Soap**

$12.99 USD
$12.99 USD
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These bars are devoted to the nemesis of every Gen X'er and Elder Millennial who got to experience the joy of playing the best game ever during computer lab time (That's The Oregon Trail, of course!), only to have their hopes of winning dashed by the most evil villain imaginable: DYSENTERY. You know dysentery took you out EVERY TIME too. (Or sometimes it was a snake bite, or you drowned in the river crossing, or you just plain starved to death, but dysentery was the Big Boss.) Either way, I don't think anyone ever actually made it to the end of the Oregon Trail, and if they say they did, they're lying!

 These bars are scented with Paulownia Wood- it's an awesomely clean, fresh, and woodsy fragrance that everyone loves! It is a beautifully balanced cool, breezy scent with woody undertones. I used Activated Charcoal to create a rich black bar that is also awesome for your skin. The neon green Wagon and Ox go all the way through the bars, so they will look super cool until the last sliver of soap is used up! 
These bars of handmade soap are made with freshly cultured goat buttermilk from our own goats on the farm, certified fair trade shea butter, cocoa butter, and other carefully selected skin-loving oils. They are a treat for all of your senses!

My recipe is carefully crafted with loads of fresh goat milk and high quality oils & butters to keep your skin extra happy while the thick bubbly suds get you nice and clean, and as always, it's completely free of palm oil or fragrances that contain phthalates or parabens.

Ingredients: Cultured Goat Buttermilk, Olive Oil, Lard, Coconut Oil, Sodium Hydroxide*, Castor Oil, Certified Fair Trade Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Fragrance, Activated Charcoal, Sea Salt, Bentonite Clay, Kaolin Clay, Mica Pigment, Titanium Dioxide (white pigment) (*Used in the saponification process to turn oils into soap. None remains in the finished product)

*All of my soap bars are handmade in small batches, so the product you receive may vary slightly in color or texture from the listed photos. Each bar weighs approximately 4.5oz (may vary slightly due to being hand-cut)*

To extend the life of your soap, keep it away from direct water flow, and allow the soap to dry on a well-draining dish after use. Handmade soap will last a long time if kept dry between uses!

THANK YOU for choosing to shop small and support my home-based business!